#rory shut up

[sadtrashking]

you're the only one I trust with hardcoreduo. Tell me your thoughts

So at some point phil told lullah and chay a story about him fighting the ender dragon but hid the fact that he killed it I remembered that and it got me thinking.

So phil has done alot for gods including their dirty work and there happens to be these creatures that while not being gods have power similar to gods. But what if these creatures turned on the gods think of what could happen. So phil goes out to slay all these monsters who just happen to be dragons. Along the way of killing dragons, he learns that the end is guarded by one supposably this dragon is not to be messed with and holds great power over the end and its inhabitants. Phil comes to the conclusion that this dragon must be holding the end hostage so after he has slain all the other dragons he must free the end.

Eventually, he makes it to the end to kill the final dragon. It's a hell of a fight but eventually, phil is about to win when the dragon asks that before he kills it, It has one request which is to spare its child and raise it since it will never survive without its parent, it needs one of it's own kind to protect it. Phil thinks it's a bluff since he's an angel blessed by death, not a dragon and kills the dragon freeing the end. But when he goes into the dragon's den all he finds is a nest with a baby sleeping in the center a baby who happens to be a cross between a dragon and an angel. Phil panics when he can't bring himself to kill his own kind and brings it to the overworld to the outskirts of a town on an island in the middle of nowhere.

Years later phil reunites with the living proof of what he's done when tubbo's set free from the ice prison. The issue is phil's memory is hazy and doesn't recognize tubbo or realize he's a dragon all he knows is something about tubbo is wrong

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

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[twojamie-o-clock]

Something something Doctor who healer to soldier pipeline

Doctor (literal) —> Soldier

Nurse —> soldier

Medical Student —> soldier

Aand a bonus: soldier->nurse?? Vice versa? Not sure. 🥔

[starry-eyed-wild-child]

y'all, I need to see rory as a hot psychiatrist like right now!!!

like, dr jonathan crane vibes?! his patient is obsessed with him?! she draws him?! she makes a tally table of the days they're not together?!?!

[anxiouspotatorants]

Is ASP a complete stranger who does not owe neither me nor any other viewer anything at all? Yes. Do I still refuse to forgive her for never delving into how much of a mirror Lorelai and Jess are to each other and for never letting them even come close to confront that for 6 seasons (7 not counting for obvious reasons) and a revival? You bet your ass I do.

[angelhummel]

the teenage girl character that everyone hates bc omg she's sooo annoying & everyone knows that the worst thing a girl can be is kind of irritating so everyone hates her and thinks she's vile and irredeemable (she's 15) and then the show goes on and her personality changes as she grows up and those same people are like omggg they ruined her character she's so different from how she used to be how could they do this it's such a shame 💔💔

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#What Soulmates Look Like (Gilmore Girls 6x8 | HSMTMTS 4x7)

[coldshrugs]

goddamn, you look holy hit from behind with light you're a painting of a saint and i'm nervous, stumbling over my lines

@sunshinemage causes me yet another cardiac arrest with smoochy io and estinien. thank you rory, i'm never getting over this!! ♥♥♥

[rorytunes]

I love this guitar so much. You don't understand. I love it. It's perfect

[rorystr]

how awesome would an evil jay au be if he kept the same role he has in the og marble hornets. Nobody steal my fucking idea im cooking.

[sadtrashking]

since we're talking about people pushing paternal dynamics onto tubbo. I don't think there really is a character who would fit into a paternal role for him, literally no one. If you try to force it you're only gonna make whoever you throw into the parent role an asshole because at some point every island resident has been an asshole to him. Also, you have the issue that most of the people you throw him with he has flirted with. A few examples are him, fit and pac constantly flirting and him giving pac a lap dance on the first day, all of the jokes about bad filling his hole, and hell piere literally asked to have sex with him once.

Of course, the character you see this most with is Phil. And while they consider each other family it would be fucking depressing to make phil his dad because phil often treats him like shit, looks down on him, and treats him very condescendingly at this point. Pre purgatory it was less obvious but since then and frankly since the eggs went missing while caring for each other phil often stands in opposition to tubbo and only praises or speaks positively about him when he's not around. I could see it as a one-sided relationship but it only kind of works if only tubbo sees him as a guardian and phil doesn't see him as more than a kid with destructive toys.

Also circling back around fitpac are poor choices to make tubbo's parents please the three of them have made many sexual jokes and comments to each other. Plus fit can be pretty brazen and cold to tubbo even hitting and knocking him down which are actions he would never do to his son so once more it makes a character way more cruel and a asshole.

Not to mention how much of this is grounded in ableism that as someone with dyslexia and adhd it's very infantilizing

[duskittycat]

i noticed nintendo hasn't drawn any attention to shiver's winning streak like they have in in-game dialogue relating to previous games' splatfests... really hope it's not because they're trying to pretend there isn't a blatant imbalance w splatfest teams

[starry-eyed-wild-child]

okay, no, but i need a full length movie of just rory culkin as a deranged hippie cult leader, please and thank you ♡♡

[the-rorster]

I was getting my hair done and the girl doing my hair saw me download like a gif of Betty off Pinterest and she called me out on it and I think I'll just never go back to school again 😭

(cosmetology student)

[thefabulousfab-3]

“Lorelai is the true villain of Gilmore Girls”

✨BLOCKED✨

[jakeperalta]

I love curating my own fandom experience to the point of forgetting it's not the main fandom experience. like what do you mean rory and logan aren't a beloved ship amongst almost everyone? that's not what me and my mutuals would say